- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

An orphan falls off a cliff.

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