- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

autistic kids rock

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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