- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Eric is gay Ha

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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