- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Lil Wayne

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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