- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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