- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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