Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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