- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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