Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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