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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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