What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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