- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Knock knock... Home invasion

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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