- Anti Joke

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!