I'm hungry.

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A man was shot. He died.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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