- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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