- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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