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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

What's white and black? Color blind.

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