What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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