- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

The Qur'an

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

Did you know? . You already know!

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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