- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

im not black, im Joseph Kony

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

So a seal walks into a club.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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