- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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