- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

I named my son ps2 controller

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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