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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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