What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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