- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

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