- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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