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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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