What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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the economy.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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knock knock come in

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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The cream, it is coming

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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