- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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