- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

you will like this because i am black.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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