- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Chris Bosh's neck

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

what is orange? an orange

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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