- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

sky silverstein

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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