- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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