Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Your mom.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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