- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Black people in Camden NJ.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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