why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Sex

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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Anti Joke

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