two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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Daniel is a fag

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Ben Corbishley

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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