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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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