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How many light bulbs? 1

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

SHUT UP JP

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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