- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

i'm hard

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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