Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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