- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Manchester City

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Lil Wayne

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

God is real.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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