Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

knock knock who's there? hope

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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