What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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hers a joke... japanese people

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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