What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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