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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Your're racist.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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