- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why so serious ?

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

your life

hers a joke... japanese people

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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