What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Jesus Christ

How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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