- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

swag

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

knock knock who's there? hope

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

roses are red poo is poo

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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