- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What's 9 + 10 19

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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