- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

how man

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

irish man drinking john smiths

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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