- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

i have yougurt mit traktor

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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