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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

poopy is poopy

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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