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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

poopy is poopy

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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