- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

A American seeking into mexico

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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