- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

You idiot.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Peas

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Jesus Christ

antonio has a penis head.lol

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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