- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Women outside of the kitchen.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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