The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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A American seeking into mexico

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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