You idiot.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Hello.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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