- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

poopy is poopy

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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