- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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