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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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