Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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