Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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Anti Joke

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