Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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A lot eh?

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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miha kako si?

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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