- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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