Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Detroit has a low crime rate

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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