- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

every knight i see an owl at window

Why did the dog die? He was old

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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