why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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What's your blood type? Red.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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