- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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