whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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