what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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A fat guy!

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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I'm Coming

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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