Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Women's rights.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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