- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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