what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Women's rights.

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