- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

I'm Coming

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Chick Norris... Enough said

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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