- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

every knight i see an owl at window

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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